By The Lemon Tree Furnished Rooms

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By The Lemon Tree IS NOT a hotel

There is no switchboard, no land-lines, no concierge, no restaurant and there is most certainly no gift-shop nor is there a reception

By The Lemon Tree is a private residence offering furnished and equipped accommodation for short or long-term stays

We also have 4 dogs, 12 cats, 3 tortoises and sundry birds

By The Lemon Tree is a suitable accommodation solution for many. Certainly not for all however.

Addendum November 2018 - Recent activities we have undertaken have brought many newcomers to our events most of whom are unfamiliar with our ethos. To all new comers, welcome! Allow me to take this opportunity to tell you that I cannot stress strongly enough that at By The Lemon Tree we do not intend to appeal to everyone nor do we claim to want to. We are unapologetically who we are. We appeal to many. We most certainly do not appeal to all. Deprecatory commentary in public fora merely strengthens our pride thus our resolve. 

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Lease Rates
By The Lemon Tree rates are obviously very expensive
 Bequests of fine usquebaugh and Gascony elixir may, however, soften our resolve

 

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